The Energy Crisis is Solved!
Scientists have discovered how to harness cats' desire for food, a limitless resource...
...a mapmaker in Washington DC.
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- I'm a lifelong Ohioan come to Washington DC to help make a difference working for the government.
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Very Funny!
So, are you going to harness the power of Ditzy that way? If you did, you probably would have to use strawberries, huh?
- Matt
Too funny.
Reminds me of the buttered toast/cat array theory:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, but when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if we strap slices of hot buttered toast to the backs of tethered cats, the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. The resultant energy could be harnessed to provide a clean alternative to fossil fuels.
OR, this could just be the way to get my horribly fat Cisco to lose some weight. I've been wondering how to get a cat to exercise...
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